(burning in the fires of the underworld)
Bob: Yeah, I killed two people. Why are you here?
John: Ya know those Facebook statuses, “Like if you love Jesus/ ignore and go to Hell?
John: They ain’t kidding.
*scowls* It’s Coraline.
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 630 times in 2015. If it were a cable car, it would take about 11 trips to carry that many people.
Mom: Remember to shut the door on your way out
Me: Mom we are being chased by zombies there is no time
Mom: Shut the god darn door, child
It is Friday the 13th.
A full moon.
We must prepare for the skeleton army.
This will not happen again until 2049.
If the world lives to see that, anyway.