Hey, guys. Today I was so bored I got out of the shower and tried to shave my towel. Absolutely no puns included. I tried to shave my towel, point blank. I failed and now I’m really sad because I want to know what that fabric looks like underneath and if towels work differently naked.
I feel like I owe you for that boringness, so here’s something fun: A buttload is an actual capacity unit, equal to 126 gallons, or three barrels (in the oil industry.).Your welcome, my neko minions.