(burning in the fires of the underworld)

Bob: Yeah, I killed two people. Why are you here?

John: Ya know those Facebook statuses, “Like if you love Jesus/ ignore and go to Hell?

Bob: Yeah.

John: They ain’t kidding.


Notes of a Traveller

  • i hate people who recline all the way back in their plane seats
  • they need to be stopped
  • why do plane seats go back that far
  • also make it illegal to wear cologne or perfume on a plane
  • why do bad things happen to okay people


It is Friday the 13th.
A full moon.
We must prepare for the skeleton army.

This will not happen again until 2049.

If the world lives to see that, anyway.