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Nyeh

This is why you are nice to me:
So, today, as Mom was out getting her hair done, me and sis were the only ones home. (Dad may have been home.) My sister used our Jack and Jill bathroom, but forgot to unlock my door. So I went around the house for nearly ten minutes, screaming “NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH” at the top of my lungs until she unlocked my door.

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But before I go…

So, once I had the weirdest dream that my mother and I were walking through the woods when we stumbled across a meth lab in the woods. The guy came out to sell us something, but I didn’t want drugs. Then, the guy said, “Well, I got some fish in the back…”

I bought a fish.

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To Do

Step 1
Go to vogue.co.uk
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Type in (with your keyboard) up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A
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Keep pressing A
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Smile. (Or pee yourself like I did) (Mom I didn’t actually pee myself)